It’s game over for Australia’s answer to Posh and Becks. Yup, if you haven’t heard about the Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke’s split you’ve either been living in a cave or were knocked unconscious by an airborne $200,000 engagement ring.

So far it’s been a tough year for the now single Bingle. Her Aston Martin was stolen by someone not even old enough to drive it, a nude photo scandal added salt to her wounds, she lost a lucrative contract with energy drink company 'Synergy', and now she’s called off her two year courtship (or should that be pitchship?) with Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke. Wow! Did she break a mirror or something? Hopefully the bad luck tides turn for Lara soon.

To add to the dramafest it was recently reported that plumbers were called to the couple’s apartment after Lara threw her super dooper expensive engagement ring down the toilet! I can just imagine a plumber bent over the loo with Lara in the background shouting "where the bloody hell is it?" ;)

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Toilet - Gold nuggets no. Other nuggets yes.
Bug Hill - Single men across the country will have ants in their pants at the prospect of Lara being "back on the market".
News Desk - Poor Bingle and Clarke have endured a media storm over the last few days.
Anchor - Get it? Cricket Captain? Captain? Boat? Anchor?... oh nevermind.
Australian Flag - Who will become Australia’s next hottest couple?

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