Valentine’s Day may be over but this story is just too good to leave until next year!
A website in the U.S. recently ran a competition for the worst ever Valentine’s Day stories and boy did they hit the jackpot. Maybe spending Valentine’s Day alone isn’t so bad after all?
The lucky winner scored a free trip to Hollywood to see the world premiere of Valentine’s Day (ya the one starring Taylor squared) - but we’re not sure the prize was worth the heartache. Apparently the winner’s worst experience was the Valentine’s Day her divorce was finalised. But it gets worse... this was also the day she found out her own MOTHER was dating her now ex-husband! Wowser... someone call Jerry Springer, we’ve got a show on our hands!
Some of the runner's up entries included a man who lost bladder control on a date, a guy who got peed on (by a dog, not the first runner up) and a woman who received an engagement ring engraved with "Darrell Loves Misty"... only her name is Jessica. The moral of the story? If you ever find yourself feeling down in the dumps on the most romantic day of the year, spare a thought for these guys.
This week we’ve put together an anti Valentine’s Day pack. For just 10 Credits you’ll get:
Ghost - the ghosts of past V’Days will haunt these poor comp winners forever.
Stone Lamp - hooking up with your daughter’s ex-husband? Now that’s a heart of stone.
Body Outline - get your fiancé’s name wrong and it could end like this.
Cactus - our anti Valentines version of a bunch of roses.
Grab this deal from the Special Offers section of the Catalogue before another heart is broken next Tuesday.
