Men Bashing jokes!
How is a man like the weather? *Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
*One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
*They're married
What's the difference between a man and E.T?
*E.T phoned home.
How is a man like the weather? *Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
*One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
*They're married
What's the difference between a man and E.T?
*E.T phoned home.
WOMEN INVENTIONS/ DISCOVERIES!
- Kevlar in 1964
- Disposable 'Diaper' on 1946
- 2 Radioactive elements in 1898
- Car Heater in 1893
- Circular Saw in 1812
- Cooking stove in 1867
- 'Fire Escape' in 1887
(^ Now come on, if men were so smart they would've thought of that SOONER!)
- Life Raft in 1882
- Refridgerator in 1914
(^ Wow boys, how would you keep your beer cold?)
- Liquid Paper in 1980
- Kevlar in 1964
- Disposable 'Diaper' on 1946
- 2 Radioactive elements in 1898
- Car Heater in 1893
- Circular Saw in 1812
- Cooking stove in 1867
- 'Fire Escape' in 1887
(^ Now come on, if men were so smart they would've thought of that SOONER!)
- Life Raft in 1882
- Refridgerator in 1914
(^ Wow boys, how would you keep your beer cold?)
- Liquid Paper in 1980
What women do for men..
- We take care of you
- We are loyal friends
- We give you good advice, especially about your girlfriend
- We can tell what other girls are like
- We clean up after you
- We look good for you
- Bear you children, - carry it for 9 'kind of' agonising months and then give birth to it!
- CHANGE THE BABY'S NAPPY while you sneak off
- Cook, clean, baby, love, care, worry about you
- Wait up for you while you go out
- We take care of you
- We are loyal friends
- We give you good advice, especially about your girlfriend
- We can tell what other girls are like
- We clean up after you
- We look good for you
- Bear you children, - carry it for 9 'kind of' agonising months and then give birth to it!
- CHANGE THE BABY'S NAPPY while you sneak off
- Cook, clean, baby, love, care, worry about you
- Wait up for you while you go out
We are strong together!
To The Lovely Men who Come across this page..
This group isnt intended to offend anyone, especially males.. Its just a refuge for girls! To cheer them up about break ups, to give them a laugh about men to help them move on, Or just to talk and confide in others like them.
Dont be offended, Please..
And the boys who have tried to join, DONT!
Because you wont get in ;)
This group isnt intended to offend anyone, especially males.. Its just a refuge for girls! To cheer them up about break ups, to give them a laugh about men to help them move on, Or just to talk and confide in others like them.
Dont be offended, Please..
And the boys who have tried to join, DONT!
Because you wont get in ;)
Violence Against Women- Australia says NO!
To the boys who think they can get away with hurting or think they are God's gift to women,
- Your not
- We are human too
- Just because we are girls, dont mean we cant do what you do
- We can be stronger then you, but we dont want to
- Just because your stronger, dont mean you can push us around
- Just because you cant get any, dont mean you can hurt us!
To the boys who think they can get away with hurting or think they are God's gift to women,
- Your not
- We are human too
- Just because we are girls, dont mean we cant do what you do
- We can be stronger then you, but we dont want to
- Just because your stronger, dont mean you can push us around
- Just because you cant get any, dont mean you can hurt us!
Girls make the world go round
Group created: 17/11/2007
80 users in group
¥ The name says it all! With out us GIRLS, WOMEN, LADIES, - FEMALES .. Men would not survive! Interesting facts, advice, help.. a place to chat with your own.... Resitricted to Girls only :)
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