What does the badge mean?
Well, when I first made the group I had no idea what I was going to do. And then when I was looking at my FOTC t-shirt, I saw that after Bret had signed it he had drawn a guitar with wings. The two lightning bolts, represent Bret and Jemaine. I think I need to add something for Murray, cause hes important too. But what and wear?
Well, when I first made the group I had no idea what I was going to do. And then when I was looking at my FOTC t-shirt, I saw that after Bret had signed it he had drawn a guitar with wings. The two lightning bolts, represent Bret and Jemaine. I think I need to add something for Murray, cause hes important too. But what and wear?
Jemaine Clement
Also known as: The Hiphopopotamus
Born: January bobbaage 35)
Origin: Wairarapa, New Zealand
Instrument(s): Bass, Guitar, Electric guitar, Piano, Ukulele, Omnichord
Also known as: The Hiphopopotamus
Born: January bobbaage 35)
Origin: Wairarapa, New Zealand
Instrument(s): Bass, Guitar, Electric guitar, Piano, Ukulele, Omnichord
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
-Albi
Boy: No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
-Albi
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Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south
-A Kiss Is Not A Contract
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south
-A Kiss Is Not A Contract
What man, whose the man, when's a man a man, why's it so hard to be a man
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes...
Think About It, Think, Think About It
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes...
Think About It, Think, Think About It
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
-I'm Not Crying
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
-I'm Not Crying
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not bobbaable.
-Bret you got it going on
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not bobbaable.
-Bret you got it going on
I remove my jeans but trip over them cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.
-Bussiness Time
-Bussiness Time
Bret McKenzie
Also known as: Rhymenoceros, Video Kid, Prince of Parties, Boom King
Born: June bobbaage 32)
Origin: Wellington, New Zealand
Instrument(s):Guitar, Piano, Drums, Vocals, Ukulele
Also known as: Rhymenoceros, Video Kid, Prince of Parties, Boom King
Born: June bobbaage 32)
Origin: Wellington, New Zealand
Instrument(s):Guitar, Piano, Drums, Vocals, Ukulele
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Steeeeeve.
-Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Steeeeeve.
-Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous
Oh my god, she's so hot
She's so bobbaing hot, she's like a curry
I gotta tell her how hot she is
But if I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist
She's so hot, she’s making me sexist…bobba
-Boom
She's so bobbaing hot, she's like a curry
I gotta tell her how hot she is
But if I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist
She's so hot, she’s making me sexist…bobba
-Boom
Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some musely.
-Inner City Pressure
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some musely.
-Inner City Pressure

