`Flight of the Conchords

What does the badge mean?
Well, when I first made the group I had no idea what I was going to do. And then when I was looking at my FOTC t-shirt, I saw that after Bret had signed it he had drawn a guitar with wings. The two lightning bolts, represent Bret and Jemaine. I think I need to add something for Murray, cause hes important too. But what and wear?

Jemaine Clement
Also known as: The Hiphopopotamus
Born: January bobbaage 35)
Origin: Wairarapa, New Zealand
Instrument(s): Bass, Guitar, Electric guitar, Piano, Ukulele, Omnichord

Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)

-Albi

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Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition to the south

-A Kiss Is Not A Contract

What man, whose the man, when's a man a man, why's it so hard to be a man
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes...

Think About It, Think, Think About It

It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying

-I'm Not Crying

Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
Why can't a heterosexual guy,
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
Don't let anybody tell you you're not bobbaable.

-Bret you got it going on

I remove my jeans but trip over them cause I still got my shoes on. But I turn it into a sexy dance.

-Bussiness Time

Bret McKenzie
Also known as: Rhymenoceros, Video Kid, Prince of Parties, Boom King
Born: June bobbaage 32)
Origin: Wellington, New Zealand
Instrument(s):Guitar, Piano, Drums, Vocals, Ukulele

Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Steeeeeve.

-Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous

Oh my god, she's so hot
She's so bobbaing hot, she's like a curry
I gotta tell her how hot she is
But if I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist
She's so hot, she’s making me sexist…bobba

-Boom

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11.
From a quarter past six til a quarter to seven.
The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me.
Hey man, I just want some musely.

-Inner City Pressure

 Group info 

`Flight of the Conchords

Group created: 27/04/2009

226 users in group

For all the fans of the amazing New Zealanders. :) Who wouldnt love them? :P
bret david fotc jemaine murray

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  • Spacehopper

    I love them! I personally like Murry (I (L) Rys Darby!)

     
  • simatt

    Murray's the best!

     
  • Kais339

    The distant future the year 2000

     
  • peacemaker123

    i love flight of the conchords! lol jemaine has a long nose :P

     
  • ,Megan

    sometimes there are just too many apples for a pig

     
  • JupJup.

    (Y)(L)
    omgsh. best. lyrics. ever.
    :o
    i love dave. 'stupid game' lol.
    brahbrah.
    I LOVE MURRAAAAY!! Rhys Darby >.<
    :D x

     
  • Exyo

    i just joined this group it looks awesome.. i hope it is awesome as it sounds! :D and ozzi ozzi oi oi!

     
  • Tropicalchick

    There are angels in the clouds doin it doin it doin it doin it doin it

     
  • Wolfas

    its buinez time

     
  • Loesche

    #200

     
  • Palubiak

    #199

     
  • ShakaRock

    #193

     
  • courtz88

    is this a movie or something

     
  • Nautical

    #192

     
  • Hollyweird

    #191

     
  • guru-kid

    okay so i saw this group and was all excited so i decided to go onto itunes to listen to the FOTC music when up on their little banner, as if they were reading my mind it was the flight of the conchords. freaky!

     
  • ,Megan

    i got one of those emily!! LOL

     
  • Tank-Engine.

    http://www.habbotilesdata.net/forum/register.php?referrerid=68

    JOIN TODAY!

    THE ARCADE IS SO MUCH FUN!

     
  • dogie280

    I love rats do you____and i love mum dad and jason

     
  • jumbo-jets

    is the site trademe =-p?