Nothing
If you do not like the way I dress,
You will be the next in stress.
If you tell my beautiful mother,
I will smash your nasty brother.
My life is perfect as it should be,
Dob on me, I'll break your knee.
My beautiful children are so evil,
My wicked parents are so medieval.
You laugh or giggle about my face
I will turn yours into lace.
If you talk to me with a bossy mood,
Regret it now, or i will be rude.
I am the witch with a mystifying spell,
Badmouth me, I'll throw you in a well.
You will be the next in stress.
If you tell my beautiful mother,
I will smash your nasty brother.
My life is perfect as it should be,
Dob on me, I'll break your knee.
My beautiful children are so evil,
My wicked parents are so medieval.
You laugh or giggle about my face
I will turn yours into lace.
If you talk to me with a bossy mood,
Regret it now, or i will be rude.
I am the witch with a mystifying spell,
Badmouth me, I'll throw you in a well.
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ben
even if we met.. at the most noobiest time in late 2007, you have been beyond the most stupidest and annoying, but cutest person i've met.
even if we met.. at the most noobiest time in late 2007, you have been beyond the most stupidest and annoying, but cutest person i've met.
*VANISHES IN MYSTERIOUS FOG*
[lie] i don't really hate jacqui, she's a fantastic, wonderful and beautiful person [/lie]
muhahahahahahahaha!!
soon all the habbos, will be under attack.
bwahahahahah!
soon all the habbos, will be under attack.
bwahahahahah!
JK
i'm extremely grateful, that you have been apart of my life. i've never met anyone so extraordinary and unique. you have everything i want in a friend. you have been the greatest friend on here. despite our past you are still and always will be very special to me. i wouldn't want more than what you have given me. i'm so glad i met you! you have been that person that's always looked out for me, and i appreciate every little thing you do for me. i absolutely adore you, love you grinchous
i'm extremely grateful, that you have been apart of my life. i've never met anyone so extraordinary and unique. you have everything i want in a friend. you have been the greatest friend on here. despite our past you are still and always will be very special to me. i wouldn't want more than what you have given me. i'm so glad i met you! you have been that person that's always looked out for me, and i appreciate every little thing you do for me. i absolutely adore you, love you grinchous
*+*STAB JACQUii+*+
(..with an ironing board)
(..with an ironing board)
JK
you really don't know how special you are to me. every second that i spend time with you is precious and rewarding. meeting you is by far the best thing that's ever happened to me on here. i'm so glad we get along really well. despite our up's & down's. never to let that happen again, apart from that, i absolutely love you jacqui. i'm grateful that you're apart of my life. from how generous you can be, to the phases of post menstural stress. no one will ever compare to you.
you really don't know how special you are to me. every second that i spend time with you is precious and rewarding. meeting you is by far the best thing that's ever happened to me on here. i'm so glad we get along really well. despite our up's & down's. never to let that happen again, apart from that, i absolutely love you jacqui. i'm grateful that you're apart of my life. from how generous you can be, to the phases of post menstural stress. no one will ever compare to you.
one day the witch went to collect some milk from little red riding hood little did red know, the witch wanted to attack her. the funky clown attempted to save little red, but failed to do so, because she had a yeast infection which turned into fungal infections and they all lived happily ever after!
Poem for Jacqui
My name is Witch and I've got class,
Mess with me i'll cast your ass.
You dare enter my beautiful room,
I will take you out with my broom.
If you ever dare to abuse me,
I will get you and never let you free.
If you dare and conversate with me,
I will smash your face into a tree.
If you stop, look and stare,
I will grab you and shave your hair.
I am the witch, and I do not care,
I will feed your body to a bear.
My name is Witch and I've got class,
Mess with me i'll cast your ass.
You dare enter my beautiful room,
I will take you out with my broom.
If you ever dare to abuse me,
I will get you and never let you free.
If you dare and conversate with me,
I will smash your face into a tree.
If you stop, look and stare,
I will grab you and shave your hair.
I am the witch, and I do not care,
I will feed your body to a bear.
i think i'm gonna bash you
If you seem to have: him on your list, it is decided that the best solution, is to remove me from your list promptly and immediately. My sources are anonymously confidential in why I dislike him. Your full co operation in this matter is highly appreciated.
my two little b*tches. god what would i do without jacqui's witchery spells and hayley's fungal infections.
ya'll really should check out:
habboherald.com
Witch
Noun
1. a person, now esp. a woman, who professes or is supposed to practice magic, esp. black magic or the black art.
2. an ugly or mean old woman; hag; who excites horror by wickedness, cruelty, etc.
3. a person who uses a divining rod; dowser
4. Jacqui
ATTENTION: i love ash *_*
i'm thankful i have a friend like you. everytime i come to want to make a stickie about you it's just like *speechless*! i don't care that your dad works at eb games and i don't care if you play falling furni at school. you are absolutely amazing, and you will always be very special to me.
hi, i'm waz,
people often see me as rather annoying, witty and a happy spastic. i find myself to be intimidated by people that are selfish and don't always appreciate what they get. i love gloria jeans iced chocolate! i don't like authority i don't like to be told what to do.
good people get nice things. be nice and we can be friends. :)
people often see me as rather annoying, witty and a happy spastic. i find myself to be intimidated by people that are selfish and don't always appreciate what they get. i love gloria jeans iced chocolate! i don't like authority i don't like to be told what to do.
good people get nice things. be nice and we can be friends. :)
x with all the excitement and joy
at the habborella carnival,
i randomly, thoughtfully,
happily
and fiercefully punched owen82
with a mature cactus x
thou shalt have a fantastic birthday, thee are the most amazing person :)
omgggg
lolz i am trying to find my way home pmsl
lolz i am trying to find my way home pmsl
pfft.. what's not to love about you?!?!
ash
i'm glad i can call you one of my best friends on here! and also i'm really grateful that we've never had a fight or argument. you mean alot to me on here, and you'll always be a special person to me. :)
i'm glad i can call you one of my best friends on here! and also i'm really grateful that we've never had a fight or argument. you mean alot to me on here, and you'll always be a special person to me. :)
my cactus brings all the hcs to the yard, i'm like it's better than yours, damn right, bigger than yours.
I see your lips moving, but I don't hear nothing.
Everybody talking like they really
know something about us.
how do i make this stickie without being extremely corny about it. :p i really hope you know that you do mean a lot to me. you're absolutely miraculous in everything that you do. from our never ending funny, seedy, glaring and lame conversations we can have. to the b*tch phases and rants. i have so much faith in you, i absolutely love you my little witch. even though you're an evil woman with mystifying spells being casted on people causing devastation and distress. i'm grateful i met you jacqui

